Liar,liar burn in fire

Whenever she tells lies , while making them up she's simultaneously thinking subconsiously of the reason why she did (excuses) just in case the others realize her lie.  

You look thinner

-I'm really used to having you on me .

-Oh yeah?What do you mean?

-Whenever I get up without you on me I feel underweight .

Unaware & solitary

For their love, only one was punished.

Zombies ate my brain

Maybe if I died some people would cry.
Some of them wouldn't mind not seeing me again.
But if I died it would be sad, so they would cry.

Rainy days in the summer

the island of Delos is said to be one of
sunniest places worldwide

I ain't going anywhere near it again

A poem for rainy days in the summer


Oh, rainy days in the summer..


PS: I want to live in the rainiest place in the world

Moving out.

I want to move out with this spaceship

When I first came to this house I was fascinated by its garden and its elevator.
I don't like tiny elevators for one ass and a half, just in case.
I like them in the average size of seven people , or six I'm not sure about the people capacity number of mine.
I also think a brave body size mirror is necessary , with a camera behind it , hoho..
I don't adore mine for either of these reasons.

My elevator has goddamned floor tiles that's why I moved in this house !

And now they want to replace it (by law as they say) with a "new technology elevator".
Sneaky law, what's your business with my elevator?

Twin Bugs

well they weren't twins
they weren't even two
but it was big... & menacing

 

Warning : Serious Threat

It deserved the death penalty. Believe it or not I dealt with it with my very own hands. Well, I don't know wich part of the story you're not supposed to believe.

Ear breath

-I want to suffocate you in my hug, well I think I'll do it ! Yaaaaaa aahahaha you're so cute I wanna take you home... Cutie? Hey , hey earth calls you, you alive?

-Yeah

-How can you breath in there?

-I'm breathing with my ears

Pigeon love

it's about time we get some birdies

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

PS: so many bad words in just one post

A girl crying in the street

well , other things can be found in the streets too

Just when someone does something that saddens you , you start recalling everything that he might have done wrong in order to corroborate your position & blame him badly for your own intellectual satisfaction. That fact is far sadder than the behaviour you encountered itself.

Another dialogue

younger I wanted to be a metro driver

• He said to me that he would be terribly happy if one day while I was next to him in the subway and a chick passed I said 'oh a hottie'
   
• You should impeach him.
  
  
• Whatever, how are you?
  
  
• I'm beautiful.
  
  
• Hope I see you in the subway someday.

The house with one red wall

oh, how soothing & relieving can this look be
that's how we will look like

I could easily leave horizontally with you.

My granny talks to the dog

the dog

Granny : What are you doing there again? Didn't I give you spaghetti already for breakfast?[the dog isn't supposed to eat spaghetti] Awww you poorly animal what can I do if you give me that look, come I've got some fish heads inside[the dog is supposed to choke with that] . Oh hoh ho how energetic you are I'll bake you a cake [fine that's my addition]

Athina : Maaa what did you say? (from the other room)

Granny : Nothing sweetie , oh how cute you are [the dog isn't cute , it's a pirate]


Well it would be nice if the dog spoke to me when at her age , or maybe a parrot

my chances with any other species are less than few & my patience with people will have already committed suicide.

Goodnight, sleep tight & don't let the bedbugs bite

I should buy a bike as well

Last night I saw a dream I have dreamed of again. Not a nightmare but one of these dreams you don't like to see, a bad dream. But I can't recall it.

You saw it twice & you can't recall it?

Yeah , I just remember that when I woke up I said to myself : 'The same bullshit again?Why?'

Cheers .

the dessert was quiet spectacular 

The table.
A company of ten people dinning together.
Suddenly one of them waves his hand to the others while holding his glass.
As if he gave them a signal everybody grabs their glass and start a chaos while they desperately try to reach everybody's glass as if it was possible.
Probably the most amusing thing in this place.


Cheers.