For the win

I still have water though I share it with lizards sometimes

And Bolt wins the race!! Bolt, who comes from a small village in Jamaica where they didn't even have electricity till he came!

Hilarious correspondents.

Left with two endings but only one beginning

beautiful photo by the boy who is currently on vacation in order to send me nice things to see

It's funny when you start watching a film on tv from the middle and after months you get to watch the beginning even though you're bored enough to not watch the ending again.

My legacy

The best way to wake up in the morning is to not sleep at all.

Admit

I love to caress you. I know I've told you like a thousand times but I can't help loving it every single time.

Ugly dance

penguins?

It's truly almost the ugliest thing you've ever seen. The ugly dance I do after the last time I've finished something I don't like doing. I dance as bad as I can, a dance that seems more like epilepsy. It's cool though.

Donut in technicolor

-I brought you a donut.

-Thank you ..... . . . ...... . . ... . . . .... . ...... wait, did you get that from the donut shop?

-Where else?

-The one that has over 30 flavours?

-Ehh, yep.

-And how did you know the donut I always take - are you a stalker of some kind?

-Easy, I just got in and found the most colourful thing of it all.

Supernova

Supernova is the stellar explosion that occurs at the end of the most massive stars' lifetime.

The last summer he visited us, although there were obvious signs of muscular dystrophy and he had issues in his lungs, he was more energetic than ever. We didn't understand it at the time but that was he's way of saying farewell. Just like the massive stars behave as if it's better to burn out than to fade away, he showed us his own personal supernova.

The day the sky fell on our heads

snail

~I like earthquakes, they're fun.
~Yee, when your house doesn't fall in your head.
~Right.

Pun

this face expression would get you to Hollywood big time

If we ever go out on a blind date, I'll be sure to bring a guide dog.

Syrup

The radio sings better when it's sure no one is listening to it.

Tattooed lady

I've been asked to prepare a sketch for a tattoo. My friend was so excited to see just the draft.

Movements. Big things. If I was to make my own worthless movement I'd name it 'The Unfairly Broken Instruments Movement" and it would be about all these guitars, keyboards and who knows what else, that gets broken for cool music video purposes. I'd give all these expensive instruments that are meant to be destroyed to young creative artists and leave deeper ideals like world peace to other movements. That would be my own personal movement, haha.

Who wants to hear stories?

pumpkin 

You don't get bored of happiness. But it certainly isn't interesting as well. Who has ever given money to watch a film about happy people? The moment happiness begins the story ends.
The more your soul fluctuates the more stories you'll have to tell.



                                                  Careful, if you reach happiness and stay there you'll lose your story
                                                                                                                                               

Lemons in my eyeballs

I borrowed my clothes to a theater

All these years I've been practising really hard not to regret things I do; that was my misery.
 I think I'm getting better at it.

Wrong House

Why do films turn me on more than porn?
                                                                                                     
                                                                     
                                                                                                      filmed in Paris last summer

Canceled (Lacan noticed)

What does it matter how many lovers you have if none of them gives you the universe?

the background is a present bag I received like,
thousands of years ago and kept it

The only thing I was given for granted was my remembrance, as if I needed it. The only thing they always give you is that they'll remember you forever, as if you'd get a coin every time they did.

I thought making dreams with others was extremely difficult, let alone materialise them.
Well that's how it was.